Funny Quotes: Witty Reflections to Bring Joy and Laughter

Funny

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

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Funny

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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Funny

You don’t get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.

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Funny

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

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Funny

Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

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Bob Marley

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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Clint Eastwood

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

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Change

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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Dale Carnegie

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

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Edward de Bono

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

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Being Strong

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

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Al Neuharth

The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Albert Einstein

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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Albert Einstein

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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