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Funny
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
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Funny
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
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Funny
You don’t get paid for the hour. You get paid for the value you bring to the hour.
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Funny
Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
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Funny
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.
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Bob Marley
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
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Clint Eastwood
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
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Change
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
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Dale Carnegie
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Edward de Bono
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Being Strong
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
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Al Neuharth
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
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Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Albert Einstein
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
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Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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