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For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
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Basketball
These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.
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Country
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny
Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.
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Funny
Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
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Funny
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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Character
What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller
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Funny
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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8
Funny
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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Funny
Women are made to be loved, not understood.
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Funny
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
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Funny
Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
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Funny
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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Funny
Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
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Funny
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
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