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Funny

Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.

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Cash Flow

Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.

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Found

You’ve got to know your limitations. I don’t know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren’t too many limitations, if I did it my way.

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Fall

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.

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Funny

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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Friendship

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life’s pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

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Funny

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

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Faith

If you are losing faith in human nature, go out and watch a marathon.

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Basketball

These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.

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Country

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

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Funny

Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.

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Family

No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?

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Confidence

Love yourself-accept yourself-forgive yourself-and be good to yourself, because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things.

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Food

It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

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Best Friend

A good friend is a connection to life – a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

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